when a girl says "its okay", "I'm fine", or "don't worry about it", you should know its not really okay,
An "EX" is called an "EX" because it's an Example of who you shouldn't date in the future.
Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If u love me, I'll always be in your heart, if u hate me, I'll always be in your mind.
A real man doesn't love a million girls. He loves one girl in a million ways.
People say nothing is impossible, I disagree, try describing a color to a blind person.
I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm kidding.
I am the author of my life, unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I'm unable to erase my mistakes
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus and pissed myself laughin
A best friend is someone who is totally aware of how not-so-smart u are but still manages to be seen in public with u.
We all have slow moments yours is just longer than others.
You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my backside and I can't.
Congratulations, you are officially proof that murder should be legalized. Support the legalization of exterminating idiots!
People like you are the reason why people like me take medication.
A strong person knws how 2 keep their life in order, even with tears in their eyes, they still manage 2 say "i'm ok" with a smile.
Spell "saggin" backwards, just noticed that mess.
Life would be perfect if sum girls had mute button, guys had edit button, bad times had a fast fward button, & good times had a pause button
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
Has anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian says; "bleep off, you won't bring it back!"
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord will clear my browsing history!!!
Never, go to sleep angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge!
I wish i could record my dreams and watch them later.
Everyone keeps telling me the right person will come around, but I think mine got hit by a bus.
Being broke - temporary economic situation. Being poor, disabling frame of mind, depressed condition of your spirit. Never be poor again.
Never tell your problems to anyone! 50% don't care. 10% don't even hear it. And the other 40% are glad you have them.
When guys get jealous, its actualy kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Alarm Clocks assure our mornings start with a heart attack.
I hate the words Dont & Stop, But put them two words together and its the best phrase in the world.
You know your'e fat when you drop something and think, "do i really need that"
Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
girls should try eating some of their makeup, maybe it would make their insides pretty.
Why do girls live longer than boys? Because shopping never cause heart attacks. But paying the bill does.
People say nothing is impossible, I disagree, try describing a color to a blind person.
If my life was a movie, it would be rated 18.
Good friends are those who care w/o hesitation, who remembers w/o limitation, & who remains d same even if facebook is their only communication!
People say I'm sorry with no intentions of changing their ways, these are the apologies that hold no value.
Treat your life like a vehicle. Keep your eyes dead ahead instead of the rear view mirror, that's how accidents happen.
Preparing to LOVE is preparing to be hurt as well. Sometimes the one's we love, hurt us the most.
LOVE is a box filled with emotion, surrounded by great expectations.
"I hate it when you can't stop thinking about that one person & deep down inside you know they probably haven't thought about you once."
No women No pain. Know women Know pain.
i hate when people call themselves "ugly" & they're freaking BEAUTIFUL
When a woman is speaking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart.
A Man doesn't come with an instructional Manual to show you how he Works, get a pretty gal she knws how to make it work
Women are deadly artists who paints the futures of great men.
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