Sunday, May 29, 2011
watchdog 2:ARE THESE TRANSFORMATION???
this thread covers the business as usual aspects of the perceived fresh air. it will also be frequently updated.
watchdog 1: GEJ's transformation guide
this soley focuses on highlighting the achievements and deliveries of the campaign promises of Mr president. it will be subsequently updated.
RECORDS: president Goodluck Jonathan's innuguration speech
President Goodluck Jonathan was sworn in as president of the federal republic of Nigeria at the eagle square in Abuja in a colour ceremony. Below is President Goodluck Jonathan’s inauguration address on the occasion of his swearing-in as President/Inauguration, Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Nigeria on May 29, 2011 at Abuja
PROTOCOL
1. My Dear Compatriots, I stand in humble gratitude to you, this day, having just sworn to the oath of office as President, Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of our great nation.
2. I thank you all, fellow citizens, for the trust and confidence, which you have demonstrated through the power of your vote. I want to assure you, that I will do my utmost at all times, to continue to deserve your trust.
3. I would like to specially acknowledge the presence in our midst today, of Brother Heads of State and Government, who have come to share this joyous moment with us. Your Excellencies, I thank you for your solidarity. I also wish to express my gratitude, to the Representatives of Heads of State and Government who are here with us. My appreciation also goes to the chairperson of the African Union and other world leaders, our development partners, and all our distinguished guests.
4. I want to specially thank all Nigerians for staying the course in our collective commitment to build a democratic nation. To members of the PDP family and members of other political parties, who have demonstrated faith in our democratic enterprise, I salute you.
5. At this juncture, let me acknowledge and salute my friend and brother, Vice-President Namadi Sambo; and my dear wife, Patience, who has been a strong pillar of support.
6. I thank her for galvanizing and mobilizing Nigerian women for the cause of democracy. In the same vein, I owe a debt of gratitude to my mother and late father. I cannot thank them enough.
7. I cannot but paytribute to our late President, Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, with whom we won the Presidential election four years ago, when I contested as his running mate. May God bless his soul.
8. I also wish to pay tribute to our founding fathers, whose enduring sacrifices and abiding faith in the unity and greatness of our country, laid the foundation for the nation. We take enormous pride in their contributions. The pivotal task of this generation is to lift our fatherland to the summit of greatness.President Jonathan taking his oath of office.
9. Your Excellencies, Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen, earlier this year, over seventy-three million eligible Nigerians endured all manner of inconvenience just to secure their voters cards,in order to exercise the right to choose those that will govern them.
10. At the polls, we saw the most dramatic expressions of the hunger for democracy. Stories of courage and patriotism were repeated in many ways, including how fellow citizens helped physically challenged voters into polling stations to enable them exercise their franchise. The inspiring story of the one hundred and three year-old man, and many like him across the country, who struggled against the physical limitations of age to cast their vote, is noteworthy.
11. Such determination derives from the typical Nigerian spirit of resilience in the face of the greatest of odds. That spirit has, over the years, stirred our hopes, doused our fears, and encouraged us to gather ourselves to build a strong nation even when others doubted our capacity.
12. Today, our unity is firm, and our purpose is strong. Our determination unshakable. Together, we will unite our nation and improve the living standards of all our peoples whether in the North or in the South; in the East or in the West. Our decade of development has begun. The march is on. The day of transformation begins today.We will not allow anyone exploit differences in creed or tongue, to set us one against another. Let me at this point congratulate the elected Governors, Senators, members of the House of Representatives and those of the States Houses of Assembly for their victories at the polls.
13. I am mindful that I represent the shared aspiration of all our people to forge a united Nigeria: a land of justice, opportunity and plenty. Confident that a people that are truly committed to a noble ideal, cannot be denied the realization of their vision, I assure you that this dream of Nigeria, that is so deeply felt by millions, will indeed come to reality.
14. A decade ago, it would have been a mere daydream to think that a citizen from a minority ethnic group could galvanize national support, on an unprecedented scale, to discard ancient prejudices, and win the people’s mandate as President of our beloved country. That result emanated from the toil and sacrifice of innumerable individuals and institutions, many of whom may never get to receive public appreciation for their effort.
15. Only a couple of days ago, I received an entry on my Facebook page. It was sent by Mr. Babajide Orevba. He wrote to inform me that I had lost a great fan. That fan was his father, Mr. Emmanuel Bamidele Orevba. The deceased, the son told me, was no politician, but had campaigned enthusiastically for my ticket. Tragically, overwhelmed by the joy of our victory, he collapsed, and passed on three days later. I pray God Almighty to grant his soul eternal rest.
16. The success of the 2011 elections and the widespread acclaim which the exercise received was due to the uncommon patriotism and diligence exhibited by many Nigerians, including members of the Armed Forces, National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) and others. Unfortunately, despite the free, fair and transparent manner the elections were conducted, a senseless wave of violence in some parts of the country led to the death of ten members of the NYSC and others. These brave men and women paid the supreme sacrifice in the service of our fatherland. They are heroes of our democracy. We offer our heartfelt prayers and condolences in respect of all those who lost their lives.
17. In the days ahead, those of us that you have elected to serve must show that we are men and women with the patriotism and passion, to match the hopes and aspirations of you, the great people of this country. We must demonstrate the leadership, statesmanship, vision, capacity, and sacrifice, to transform our nation. We must strengthen common grounds, develop new areas of understanding and collaboration, and seek fresh ideas that will enrich our national consensus.
18. It is the supreme task of this generation to give hope to the hopeless, strength to the weak and protection to the defenceless.
19. Fellow citizens, the leadership we have pledged is decidedly transformative. The transformation will be achieved in all the critical sectors, by harnessing the creative energies of our people.
20. We must grow the economy, create jobs, and generate enduring happiness for our people. I have great confidence in the ability of Nigerians to transform this country. The urgent task of my administration is to provide a suitable environment, for productive activities to flourish. I therefore call on the good people of Nigeria, to enlist as agents of this great transformation.
21. My dear countrymen and women, being a Nigerian is a blessing. It is also a great responsibility. We must make a vow that, together, we will make the Nigerian Enterprise thrive.
22. The leadership and the followership must strive to convert our vast human and natural resources into the force that leads to a greater Nigeria. The Nigeria of our dreams must be built on hard work and not on short cuts. Let me salute the Nigerian workers who build our communities, cities and country. They deserve fair rewards, and so do the women that raise our children, and the rural dwellers that grow our food.
23. The moment is right. The signs are heart-warming. We are ready to take off on the path of sustained growth and economic development. In our economic strategy, there will be appropriate policy support to the real sector of the economy, so that Small and Medium Enterprises may thrive. Nigeria is blessed with enormous natural wealth, and my Administration will continue to encourage locally owned enterprises to take advantage of our resources in growing the domestic economy. A robust private sector is vital to providing jobs for our rapidly expanding population. But this must be a collaborative effort.
24. We must form technical and financial partnerships with global businesses and organizations. We live in an age where no country can survive on its own; countries depend on each other for economic well-being. Nigeria is no different. Returns on investment in Nigeria remain among the highest in the world. We will continue to welcome sustainable investment in our economy.
25. We will push programs and policies that will benefit both local and foreign businesses, but we must emphasize mutual benefits and win-win relationships. The overall ongoing reforms in the banking and financial sectors are therefore designed to support the real sector of the economy.
26. To drive our overall economic vision, the power sector reform is at the heart of our industrialization strategy. I call on all stakeholders, to cooperate with my administration, to ensure the success of the reforms.
27. Over the next four years, attention will be focused on rebuilding our infrastructure. We will create greater access to quality education and improved health care delivery. We will pay special attention to the agricultural sector, to enable it play its role of ensuring food security and massive job creation for our people.
28. The creation of the Nigerian Sovereign Investment Authority will immensely contribute to strengthening our fiscal framework, by institutionalizing savings of our commodity-related revenues. With this mechanism in place, we will avoid the boom and bust cycles,and mitigate our exposure to oil price volatility.
29. The lesson we have learnt is that the resolution of
the Niger Delta issue is crucial for the health of the nation’s economy. In the interest of justice, equity and national unity, we shall actively promote the development of the region. I believe that peace is a necessary condition for development.
30. Fellow citizens, in every decision, I shall always place the common good before all else. The bane of corruption shall be met by the overwhelming force of our collective determination, to rid our nation of this scourge. The fight against corruption is a war in which we must all enlist, so that the limited resources of this nation will be used for the growth of our commonwealth.
31. I am confident that we have every reason to lookto the future with hope. We owe ourselves and posterity the duty of making this country respectable in the comity of nations. Nigeria, as a responsible member of the international community, will remain committed to the maintenance of global peace and security. We will continue to play an active role in the United Nations. Our role in the African Union, ECOWAS, and the Gulf of Guinea will be enhanced to ensure greater human and energy security.
32. Your Excellencies, Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a new dawn for Africa. We fought for decolonization.We will now fight for democratization. Nigeria, in partnership with the African Union, will lead the process for democracy and development in Africa. In particular, we will support the consolidation of democracy, good governance and human rights in the continent. Africa must develop its vast resources to tackle poverty and under-development.
33. Conscious of the negative effect of insecurity on growth and development, my Administration will seek collaboration at bilateral and multilateral levels, to improve our capability in combating trans-border crimes. In this regard, we will intensify our advocacy against the illicit trades in small arms and light weapons, which have become the catalyst for conflicts on the African continent. All Nigerian diplomatic missions abroad are to accord this vision of defending the dignity of humanity the highest priority.
34. My fellow countrymen and women, Nigeria is not just a land of promise; it shall be a nation where positive change will continue to take place, for the good of our people. The time for lamentation is over. This is the era of transformation. This is the time for action. But Nigeria can only be transformed if we all play our parts with commitment and sincerity. Cynicism and skepticism will not help our journey to greatness. Let us all believe in a new Nigeria. Let us work together to build a great country that we will all be proud of. This is our hour.
35. Fellow Compatriots, lift your gaze towards the horizon. Look ahead and you will see a great future that we can secure with unity, hard work and collective sacrifice.
36. Join me now as we begin the journey of transforming Nigeria.
• I will continue to fight, for your future, because I am one of you.
• I will continue to fight, for improved medical care for all our citizens.
• I will continue to fight for all citizens to have access to first class education.
• I will continue to fight for electricity to be available to all our citizens.
• I will continue to fight for an efficient and affordable public transport system for all our people.
• I will continue to fight for jobs to be created through productive partnerships.
37. You have trusted me with your mandate,and I will never, never let you down.
38. I know your pain, because I have been there. Look beyond the hardship you have endured. See a new beginning;a new direction;a new spirit.
39. Nigerians, I want you to start to dream again. What you see in your dreams, we can achieve together. I call upon all the Presidential candidates who contested with me to join hands with us as we begin the transformation of our country.
40. Let us work together; let us build together; let us bequeath a greater Nigeria to the generations to come.
41. I thank you! God bless you all! And God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
PROTOCOL
1. My Dear Compatriots, I stand in humble gratitude to you, this day, having just sworn to the oath of office as President, Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of our great nation.
2. I thank you all, fellow citizens, for the trust and confidence, which you have demonstrated through the power of your vote. I want to assure you, that I will do my utmost at all times, to continue to deserve your trust.
3. I would like to specially acknowledge the presence in our midst today, of Brother Heads of State and Government, who have come to share this joyous moment with us. Your Excellencies, I thank you for your solidarity. I also wish to express my gratitude, to the Representatives of Heads of State and Government who are here with us. My appreciation also goes to the chairperson of the African Union and other world leaders, our development partners, and all our distinguished guests.
4. I want to specially thank all Nigerians for staying the course in our collective commitment to build a democratic nation. To members of the PDP family and members of other political parties, who have demonstrated faith in our democratic enterprise, I salute you.
5. At this juncture, let me acknowledge and salute my friend and brother, Vice-President Namadi Sambo; and my dear wife, Patience, who has been a strong pillar of support.
6. I thank her for galvanizing and mobilizing Nigerian women for the cause of democracy. In the same vein, I owe a debt of gratitude to my mother and late father. I cannot thank them enough.
7. I cannot but paytribute to our late President, Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, with whom we won the Presidential election four years ago, when I contested as his running mate. May God bless his soul.
8. I also wish to pay tribute to our founding fathers, whose enduring sacrifices and abiding faith in the unity and greatness of our country, laid the foundation for the nation. We take enormous pride in their contributions. The pivotal task of this generation is to lift our fatherland to the summit of greatness.President Jonathan taking his oath of office.
9. Your Excellencies, Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen, earlier this year, over seventy-three million eligible Nigerians endured all manner of inconvenience just to secure their voters cards,in order to exercise the right to choose those that will govern them.
10. At the polls, we saw the most dramatic expressions of the hunger for democracy. Stories of courage and patriotism were repeated in many ways, including how fellow citizens helped physically challenged voters into polling stations to enable them exercise their franchise. The inspiring story of the one hundred and three year-old man, and many like him across the country, who struggled against the physical limitations of age to cast their vote, is noteworthy.
11. Such determination derives from the typical Nigerian spirit of resilience in the face of the greatest of odds. That spirit has, over the years, stirred our hopes, doused our fears, and encouraged us to gather ourselves to build a strong nation even when others doubted our capacity.
12. Today, our unity is firm, and our purpose is strong. Our determination unshakable. Together, we will unite our nation and improve the living standards of all our peoples whether in the North or in the South; in the East or in the West. Our decade of development has begun. The march is on. The day of transformation begins today.We will not allow anyone exploit differences in creed or tongue, to set us one against another. Let me at this point congratulate the elected Governors, Senators, members of the House of Representatives and those of the States Houses of Assembly for their victories at the polls.
13. I am mindful that I represent the shared aspiration of all our people to forge a united Nigeria: a land of justice, opportunity and plenty. Confident that a people that are truly committed to a noble ideal, cannot be denied the realization of their vision, I assure you that this dream of Nigeria, that is so deeply felt by millions, will indeed come to reality.
14. A decade ago, it would have been a mere daydream to think that a citizen from a minority ethnic group could galvanize national support, on an unprecedented scale, to discard ancient prejudices, and win the people’s mandate as President of our beloved country. That result emanated from the toil and sacrifice of innumerable individuals and institutions, many of whom may never get to receive public appreciation for their effort.
15. Only a couple of days ago, I received an entry on my Facebook page. It was sent by Mr. Babajide Orevba. He wrote to inform me that I had lost a great fan. That fan was his father, Mr. Emmanuel Bamidele Orevba. The deceased, the son told me, was no politician, but had campaigned enthusiastically for my ticket. Tragically, overwhelmed by the joy of our victory, he collapsed, and passed on three days later. I pray God Almighty to grant his soul eternal rest.
16. The success of the 2011 elections and the widespread acclaim which the exercise received was due to the uncommon patriotism and diligence exhibited by many Nigerians, including members of the Armed Forces, National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) and others. Unfortunately, despite the free, fair and transparent manner the elections were conducted, a senseless wave of violence in some parts of the country led to the death of ten members of the NYSC and others. These brave men and women paid the supreme sacrifice in the service of our fatherland. They are heroes of our democracy. We offer our heartfelt prayers and condolences in respect of all those who lost their lives.
17. In the days ahead, those of us that you have elected to serve must show that we are men and women with the patriotism and passion, to match the hopes and aspirations of you, the great people of this country. We must demonstrate the leadership, statesmanship, vision, capacity, and sacrifice, to transform our nation. We must strengthen common grounds, develop new areas of understanding and collaboration, and seek fresh ideas that will enrich our national consensus.
18. It is the supreme task of this generation to give hope to the hopeless, strength to the weak and protection to the defenceless.
19. Fellow citizens, the leadership we have pledged is decidedly transformative. The transformation will be achieved in all the critical sectors, by harnessing the creative energies of our people.
20. We must grow the economy, create jobs, and generate enduring happiness for our people. I have great confidence in the ability of Nigerians to transform this country. The urgent task of my administration is to provide a suitable environment, for productive activities to flourish. I therefore call on the good people of Nigeria, to enlist as agents of this great transformation.
21. My dear countrymen and women, being a Nigerian is a blessing. It is also a great responsibility. We must make a vow that, together, we will make the Nigerian Enterprise thrive.
22. The leadership and the followership must strive to convert our vast human and natural resources into the force that leads to a greater Nigeria. The Nigeria of our dreams must be built on hard work and not on short cuts. Let me salute the Nigerian workers who build our communities, cities and country. They deserve fair rewards, and so do the women that raise our children, and the rural dwellers that grow our food.
23. The moment is right. The signs are heart-warming. We are ready to take off on the path of sustained growth and economic development. In our economic strategy, there will be appropriate policy support to the real sector of the economy, so that Small and Medium Enterprises may thrive. Nigeria is blessed with enormous natural wealth, and my Administration will continue to encourage locally owned enterprises to take advantage of our resources in growing the domestic economy. A robust private sector is vital to providing jobs for our rapidly expanding population. But this must be a collaborative effort.
24. We must form technical and financial partnerships with global businesses and organizations. We live in an age where no country can survive on its own; countries depend on each other for economic well-being. Nigeria is no different. Returns on investment in Nigeria remain among the highest in the world. We will continue to welcome sustainable investment in our economy.
25. We will push programs and policies that will benefit both local and foreign businesses, but we must emphasize mutual benefits and win-win relationships. The overall ongoing reforms in the banking and financial sectors are therefore designed to support the real sector of the economy.
26. To drive our overall economic vision, the power sector reform is at the heart of our industrialization strategy. I call on all stakeholders, to cooperate with my administration, to ensure the success of the reforms.
27. Over the next four years, attention will be focused on rebuilding our infrastructure. We will create greater access to quality education and improved health care delivery. We will pay special attention to the agricultural sector, to enable it play its role of ensuring food security and massive job creation for our people.
28. The creation of the Nigerian Sovereign Investment Authority will immensely contribute to strengthening our fiscal framework, by institutionalizing savings of our commodity-related revenues. With this mechanism in place, we will avoid the boom and bust cycles,and mitigate our exposure to oil price volatility.
29. The lesson we have learnt is that the resolution of
the Niger Delta issue is crucial for the health of the nation’s economy. In the interest of justice, equity and national unity, we shall actively promote the development of the region. I believe that peace is a necessary condition for development.
30. Fellow citizens, in every decision, I shall always place the common good before all else. The bane of corruption shall be met by the overwhelming force of our collective determination, to rid our nation of this scourge. The fight against corruption is a war in which we must all enlist, so that the limited resources of this nation will be used for the growth of our commonwealth.
31. I am confident that we have every reason to lookto the future with hope. We owe ourselves and posterity the duty of making this country respectable in the comity of nations. Nigeria, as a responsible member of the international community, will remain committed to the maintenance of global peace and security. We will continue to play an active role in the United Nations. Our role in the African Union, ECOWAS, and the Gulf of Guinea will be enhanced to ensure greater human and energy security.
32. Your Excellencies, Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a new dawn for Africa. We fought for decolonization.We will now fight for democratization. Nigeria, in partnership with the African Union, will lead the process for democracy and development in Africa. In particular, we will support the consolidation of democracy, good governance and human rights in the continent. Africa must develop its vast resources to tackle poverty and under-development.
33. Conscious of the negative effect of insecurity on growth and development, my Administration will seek collaboration at bilateral and multilateral levels, to improve our capability in combating trans-border crimes. In this regard, we will intensify our advocacy against the illicit trades in small arms and light weapons, which have become the catalyst for conflicts on the African continent. All Nigerian diplomatic missions abroad are to accord this vision of defending the dignity of humanity the highest priority.
34. My fellow countrymen and women, Nigeria is not just a land of promise; it shall be a nation where positive change will continue to take place, for the good of our people. The time for lamentation is over. This is the era of transformation. This is the time for action. But Nigeria can only be transformed if we all play our parts with commitment and sincerity. Cynicism and skepticism will not help our journey to greatness. Let us all believe in a new Nigeria. Let us work together to build a great country that we will all be proud of. This is our hour.
35. Fellow Compatriots, lift your gaze towards the horizon. Look ahead and you will see a great future that we can secure with unity, hard work and collective sacrifice.
36. Join me now as we begin the journey of transforming Nigeria.
• I will continue to fight, for your future, because I am one of you.
• I will continue to fight, for improved medical care for all our citizens.
• I will continue to fight for all citizens to have access to first class education.
• I will continue to fight for electricity to be available to all our citizens.
• I will continue to fight for an efficient and affordable public transport system for all our people.
• I will continue to fight for jobs to be created through productive partnerships.
37. You have trusted me with your mandate,and I will never, never let you down.
38. I know your pain, because I have been there. Look beyond the hardship you have endured. See a new beginning;a new direction;a new spirit.
39. Nigerians, I want you to start to dream again. What you see in your dreams, we can achieve together. I call upon all the Presidential candidates who contested with me to join hands with us as we begin the transformation of our country.
40. Let us work together; let us build together; let us bequeath a greater Nigeria to the generations to come.
41. I thank you! God bless you all! And God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
PDP MINISTERIAL LIST FROM THE STATES
, The PDP ministerial nominations list
On May 24, 2011 · In News ,
Anambra
Barr Clems Ezika
Barr Ernest Nwoye
Chief Chuba Egolum
Sen Ebenezer Ikeyina
Chudi Offodile
Hon Anayo Nebe
Mrs Obiamaka
Okolo Sunday Aghadi
Engr Ben Akah
Sir Emmanuel Mbamalu
Bayelsa
Rev Obegha Julius Oworibo
His Highness Sir Timiebi Roupa Okara
Amb Josef Egbuson
Austin Ogunwo Febo
Dr Thomas Coomander Nwoyemditon
Torpedo Amananaghan
Dr Ambilly Etekpe
Mr Isaiah Gabriel
Chief Lionel Jonathan_Omo
Emmanuel Robert Okara
Delta
Echegile Godson Onyemaechi
Godwill Obielum
Marian Nneamaka Ali
Elder Godsday Orubebe
Faith Tuedor_Matthews
Chief Solomon Ogba
Young Igbrude
Williams Makinde
Barr Ovie Omo_Agege
Elizabeth titi Uvoh-Gardner
Edo
Chief Dan Orbih
Mike Onolememen
Matthew Urhogide
Julius ihonvbere
Giwa Abonmeirele
Lucky Imasuen
Clifford Odia
Felix Akhabue
Sarah Adetugbogtboh
Safawu ini Momoh
Ekiti
Bola Olu_Ojo
Navy Capt. Caleb Olubolade
Sen Ayo Arise
Biodun Olujimi
Sakiru Lawal
Hope Ademiluyi
Femi Akinyemi
Dare Bajide
Princess Titilayo Owolabi
Prince Dayo Adeyeye
FCT, Abuja
Sen Usman Jibrin Wowo
Y.Y. Suleiman
Danladi Etsu Zhin
EmmanuelOlugbuo
Alhassan s. Gwagwa
Esther John Audu
Rakiya Yusuf
Fatima Suleiman
Fatima Suleiman
Hassan Sokodobo
Samson Baba Galuwi
Jigawa
Ahmad Hassan Alghazali
Bar Ali Saadu
Ruqayyat Ahmed Rufai
Ahmed Abdulhamid Madori
Ibrahim Ismail
Faruk Dalhatu
Nurudeen Muhammad
Hadiza Abdulwahab
Habibah Isa_Dutse
Abbas Anas Adamu
Abubakar Gumel
Kano
Farouk Iya Sambo
Ahmed Garba Bichi
Kabir Rabiu
Baraka Sani
Jamaila Salim
Abdullahi Mahmud
Yusuf Ado Kibiya
Nasiru Aliko
Idris Dambazau
Ismaila Halilu
Katsina
Musa Mohammed Sada
Sirajo Umar Damari
Ali Husseini Dutsima
Murtala Shehu Yar’Adua
Babajo Ibrahim Funtua
Sen umar Tsauri
Adamu Babangida Ibrahim
Talatu Nasir
Abubakar Mukhtar (Buba)
Bilikisu Kaikai
Kebbi
Prof. Moh’d Kaoje Abukabar
Hon Zaiklani
Asabe Abubakar
Isah Aliyu Moh’d
Sen Sani Kamba
Bala Buwa Kaoje
Garba Dandiga
Usman Maitamabari
Kabiru Usman
Salamatu Suleiman
Nasarawa
Yunana Iliya
Labaran Maku
Usman Bagudu
Sen Walid Jibrin
Anthony Akika
Timothy Anjide
Tanimu Adabson
Adamu Egye
Halima Jabiru
Ayitogo Sdaatu
Niger
Baba Shehu Agaie
Umar Musa Maali
Sani Ndanusa
Abdulrahman Mahmuid Eragi
Aliyu Datti
Tanko Beji
Shem Zagbayi Nuhu
Jummal Moh’d Agwai
Col. Aminu Isa Kotangora (rtd)
Isah Ladan
Ogun
Adetinji Olurin
Bashorun Dayo Soremi
Tahib Odunowo
Yemi Adefule
Doyin Okupe
Sen. Felix Kola Bajomo
Babatunde Fadun
Olusegun Alawode
Kafilat Ogbara
Henrietta Luke Fuba
Osun
Sen Iyiola Omisore
Olagunsoye Oyinlola
Isiaka Adeleke
Yemi Farounbi
Olu Alabi
Fatai Aknibade
Patricia Etteh
Olusola Obada
Francis Fadahunsi
Shuaibu Oyedoku
Yobe
Jalo Zaram
Lawan Latenwa
Abdu Bulama
Adamu Talba
Umar Damagum
Zainab Boni Haruna
Sen Usma Albishir
Hasan Hussein
Jibrin Maigari
Mairop Amshi
Lagos
Ade Dosumu
Setom Koshoedo
Olatunji Sheile
Moshood Salvadore
Alade Abani Wonda
Atolagbe Animashaun
Bode Oyelede
Rafiq Ogungbambi
Kadirat Omotanwa
Sola Oladeinde
Ondo
Omotayo Dairo
Olusola Oke
Bode Olajumoke
Olusegun Agagu
Omolade Oluwateru
Gbenga Elegbeleye
Folake Akinjoko
Kingsley Kuku
Febi Adeyemi
Jimoh Ibrahim
Oyo
Rasak Kareem
Taofeek Adedoja
Olajumoke Akinjide
Olorunsogo Olukemi
Ayodele Adigun
Akande Adebayo
Tairat Adeyemi
Adisa Nureni
Ayoka Lawani
Gbola Adetunji
Zamfara
Mahmud shinkafi
Muktar Anka
Bature Sambo
Bala Mande
Tijani Yahaya Kaura
Bashir yuguda
Ibrahim Galadima
Mamman Bawa Gusau
Mrs Aisha Aliyu Laraz
Abubakar Bunu
Cross River
John Ogar Odey
Peter Abang Ojie
Martina Odom
Julius Okputu
Edem Duke
Andem San
Catherinr Uyok okon
Amb Soni Abang
Prince Ebuta Ayuk
Mrs Margaret Ebokpo
Enugu
Engr Vita Abba
Mrs Fidelia Njeze
Chukwuemeka Ujam
Goddy Agbo
Jide Matthew Chime
Festus Uzor
Samuel Ngwu
Ikechukwu ugwuegede
Sally Adukwu_Bogunjoko
Gombe
Sen Adamu Ajuji Waziri
A. Abubakar
John Yoriyo
Jack Gumpy
Dahiru Buba Biri
Amina Al_Zubair
Sen Haruna Garba
Sulaiman Abubakar Kalshingi
Pharm. Moh’d Santana
Kogi
Musa Ahmadu
Joe Abrahams
Idris Wada
Lt. Gen. Salihu Ibrahim
Mohammed Kabir Usman
Aro Samuel Bamidele
Robert Audu
Salau Ogembe
Salime Dorcas Onuminya
Dr Hadiza Onotu
Kwara
Yekini Alabi
M. Segun
Bode Ojomu
Olaitan Kadri
Ismail Sadiq
Bisi Balogun
Shola Jimoh
Tunde Paku
L. Haruna
Taraba
Amb Emmanuel Njiwah
Simon Inusa Dogari
Musa Wakil Dakka
Armaya Dauda Abubakar
S.D. Gani
Sen Anthony Manzo
Mary Paninga
Mamma Ibrahim Hassan Lau
Victor Bala Kona
Jonah Agyo
Musa John Jin
On May 24, 2011 · In News ,
Anambra
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Barr Ernest Nwoye
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011
OBAMA RE-ELECTION AND OSAMA MANY DEADS???
Recently, the president of the united stare of America, Mr. Barrack Obama announced the killing of world most wanted man, Osama bin laden in Pakistan mansion and was quickly buried at sea. Inability to provide evidence such as pictures of the corpse and footage of the operation or even the disposal of the corpse raised eyebrow from critical thinkers and conspiracy theorist.
U.S. officials have said they wanted to avoid the al Qaeda leader's grave site becoming a shrine for his followers. They've also said it would have been difficult to find a foreign country willing to accept bin Laden's remains, especially in so short a time: Islamic tradition and practice call for the body of the deceased to be buried within 24 hours of death.
The decision is already triggering conspiracy theories that cast doubt on whether bin Laden is truly dead--even though DNA testing is said to have confirmed with virtual certainty that the al Qaeda leader was indeed killed. An assertion by Pakistan's Taliban that bin Laden is still living was picked up on several users of the conservative website FreeRepublic.com.
Most people like myself believe that bin laden might have dead years ago. So, is this a hoax by the united state? Or another means to earn cheap political points by the reelection seeking Obama administration especially because Obama’s announcement follows the release of a highly suspicious birth certificate last week. Both events represent psychological operations that possibly portend more significant events in the days ahead as the U.S. dollar continues to lose its reserve status, the economy fails to recover as promised, and wars expand in Libya, Pakistan, and Afghanistan.
Obama’s propaganda stunt arrives as the Democrats kick off their leader’s presidential reelection bid against a number of Republicans contenders who have been highly critical of not only his perceived handling of the economy, but also his management of the manufactured war on terror.
In February, 2004, Iranian state radio claimed Osama bin Laden had been captured in Pakistan’s border region with Afghanistan “a long time ago.” Pentagon and Pakistani officials denied the report. “Osama bin Laden has been arrested a long time ago, but Bush is intending to use it for propaganda maneuvering in the presidential election,” the radio report said.
Osama bin Laden died of kidney failure soon after the September 11, 2001, attacks. In 2002, Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf said bin Laden had kidney disease, and that he had required a dialysis machine when he lived in Afghanistan. That same year, the FBI’s top counterterrorism official, Dale Watson, said, “I personally think he is probably not with us anymore.”
A Taliban leader told the Pakistan Observer on December 21, 2002, that Bin Laden was suffering from a serious lung complication and died in mid-December, in the vicinity of the Tora Bora Mountains. The source claimed that bin Laden was laid to rest honorably in his last abode and his grave was made as per his Wahabi belief, according to Fox News.
Alex Jones was told live on the radio in 2002 by high-level Council on Foreign Relations members that Osama Bin Laden had died of kidney failure in early 2002.
“I have it from high level [sources] from inside the Bush administration…that bin Laden died of natural causes and that his family has given the body to the CIA, that they’re going to roll him out right before the election, that he’s on ice right now. They will claim they killed him right before the election,” Alex said at the time.
“Jones gave a caution that the intelligence could be disinformation but claimed that his base in Austin was extremely close to the Bush administration and similar information received in the past had been credible,” Paul Joseph Watson wrote in August of 2002.
During the 2004 election, CNN reported that Democratic insiders had been told that George W. Bush was going to use the Bin Laden body as an ace-in-the-hole if he thought he was in danger of losing the 2004 election. This confirmed the evidence that Jones had been given by the CFR and others.
Also, Benazir Bhutto, who was killed in a suicide attack at the end of 2007, stated that Osama bin Laden had been killed by Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh, a man convicted of kidnapping and killing journalist Daniel Pearl.
The actions of the united state government still leave many questions to be answered….
• Is Osama dead?
• Was he actually killed by the US Special Forces?
• Where are the evidences???
Read more on the following link…. http://www.infowars.com/red-alert-government-had-osama-bin-laden-frozen-for-years/
U.S. officials have said they wanted to avoid the al Qaeda leader's grave site becoming a shrine for his followers. They've also said it would have been difficult to find a foreign country willing to accept bin Laden's remains, especially in so short a time: Islamic tradition and practice call for the body of the deceased to be buried within 24 hours of death.
The decision is already triggering conspiracy theories that cast doubt on whether bin Laden is truly dead--even though DNA testing is said to have confirmed with virtual certainty that the al Qaeda leader was indeed killed. An assertion by Pakistan's Taliban that bin Laden is still living was picked up on several users of the conservative website FreeRepublic.com.
Most people like myself believe that bin laden might have dead years ago. So, is this a hoax by the united state? Or another means to earn cheap political points by the reelection seeking Obama administration especially because Obama’s announcement follows the release of a highly suspicious birth certificate last week. Both events represent psychological operations that possibly portend more significant events in the days ahead as the U.S. dollar continues to lose its reserve status, the economy fails to recover as promised, and wars expand in Libya, Pakistan, and Afghanistan.
Obama’s propaganda stunt arrives as the Democrats kick off their leader’s presidential reelection bid against a number of Republicans contenders who have been highly critical of not only his perceived handling of the economy, but also his management of the manufactured war on terror.
In February, 2004, Iranian state radio claimed Osama bin Laden had been captured in Pakistan’s border region with Afghanistan “a long time ago.” Pentagon and Pakistani officials denied the report. “Osama bin Laden has been arrested a long time ago, but Bush is intending to use it for propaganda maneuvering in the presidential election,” the radio report said.
Osama bin Laden died of kidney failure soon after the September 11, 2001, attacks. In 2002, Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf said bin Laden had kidney disease, and that he had required a dialysis machine when he lived in Afghanistan. That same year, the FBI’s top counterterrorism official, Dale Watson, said, “I personally think he is probably not with us anymore.”
A Taliban leader told the Pakistan Observer on December 21, 2002, that Bin Laden was suffering from a serious lung complication and died in mid-December, in the vicinity of the Tora Bora Mountains. The source claimed that bin Laden was laid to rest honorably in his last abode and his grave was made as per his Wahabi belief, according to Fox News.
Alex Jones was told live on the radio in 2002 by high-level Council on Foreign Relations members that Osama Bin Laden had died of kidney failure in early 2002.
“I have it from high level [sources] from inside the Bush administration…that bin Laden died of natural causes and that his family has given the body to the CIA, that they’re going to roll him out right before the election, that he’s on ice right now. They will claim they killed him right before the election,” Alex said at the time.
“Jones gave a caution that the intelligence could be disinformation but claimed that his base in Austin was extremely close to the Bush administration and similar information received in the past had been credible,” Paul Joseph Watson wrote in August of 2002.
During the 2004 election, CNN reported that Democratic insiders had been told that George W. Bush was going to use the Bin Laden body as an ace-in-the-hole if he thought he was in danger of losing the 2004 election. This confirmed the evidence that Jones had been given by the CFR and others.
Also, Benazir Bhutto, who was killed in a suicide attack at the end of 2007, stated that Osama bin Laden had been killed by Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh, a man convicted of kidnapping and killing journalist Daniel Pearl.
The actions of the united state government still leave many questions to be answered….
• Is Osama dead?
• Was he actually killed by the US Special Forces?
• Where are the evidences???
Read more on the following link…. http://www.infowars.com/red-alert-government-had-osama-bin-laden-frozen-for-years/
UNBELIEVABLE FACTS!
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death
A snail can sleep for 3 years
All polar beers are left-handed.
An Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
Butterflies taste with their feet
China has more English speakers than the US
Humans and dolphins are d only species that have sex for pleasure
February 1865 is d only month in recorded history not to have a full moon
you’re more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider
no word in the English Language rhymes with month
Nutmegs are extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes
The name of all the continents ends with the same letter they started with.
A pig's heavenly feeling lasts for 30 minutes
On average, people fear spiders than they do death
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
right-handed people lives on average nine times longer than left-handed people
Some lions mate over 50 times a day
The strongest muscle in d body is d tongue
women blink twice as much as men
you can't sneeze with your eyes open
you can't kill yourself by holding your breadth
the average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night
the electric chair was invented by a dentist
A snail can sleep for 3 years
All polar beers are left-handed.
An Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
Butterflies taste with their feet
China has more English speakers than the US
Humans and dolphins are d only species that have sex for pleasure
February 1865 is d only month in recorded history not to have a full moon
you’re more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider
no word in the English Language rhymes with month
Nutmegs are extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes
The name of all the continents ends with the same letter they started with.
A pig's heavenly feeling lasts for 30 minutes
On average, people fear spiders than they do death
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
right-handed people lives on average nine times longer than left-handed people
Some lions mate over 50 times a day
The strongest muscle in d body is d tongue
women blink twice as much as men
you can't sneeze with your eyes open
you can't kill yourself by holding your breadth
the average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night
the electric chair was invented by a dentist
HILARIOUS AND ABSURD QUOTES 3
can't really tell if you are really flirting with me, or just being extra friendly.
when a girl says "its okay", "I'm fine", or "don't worry about it", you should know its not really okay,
An "EX" is called an "EX" because it's an Example of who you shouldn't date in the future.
Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If u love me, I'll always be in your heart, if u hate me, I'll always be in your mind.
A real man doesn't love a million girls. He loves one girl in a million ways.
People say nothing is impossible, I disagree, try describing a color to a blind person.
I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm kidding.
I am the author of my life, unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I'm unable to erase my mistakes
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus and pissed myself laughin
A best friend is someone who is totally aware of how not-so-smart u are but still manages to be seen in public with u.
We all have slow moments yours is just longer than others.
You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my backside and I can't.
Congratulations, you are officially proof that murder should be legalized. Support the legalization of exterminating idiots!
People like you are the reason why people like me take medication.
A strong person knws how 2 keep their life in order, even with tears in their eyes, they still manage 2 say "i'm ok" with a smile.
Spell "saggin" backwards, just noticed that mess.
Life would be perfect if sum girls had mute button, guys had edit button, bad times had a fast fward button, & good times had a pause button
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
Has anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian says; "bleep off, you won't bring it back!"
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord will clear my browsing history!!!
Never, go to sleep angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge!
I wish i could record my dreams and watch them later.
Everyone keeps telling me the right person will come around, but I think mine got hit by a bus.
Being broke - temporary economic situation. Being poor, disabling frame of mind, depressed condition of your spirit. Never be poor again.
Never tell your problems to anyone! 50% don't care. 10% don't even hear it. And the other 40% are glad you have them.
When guys get jealous, its actualy kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Alarm Clocks assure our mornings start with a heart attack.
I hate the words Dont & Stop, But put them two words together and its the best phrase in the world.
You know your'e fat when you drop something and think, "do i really need that"
Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
girls should try eating some of their makeup, maybe it would make their insides pretty.
Why do girls live longer than boys? Because shopping never cause heart attacks. But paying the bill does.
People say nothing is impossible, I disagree, try describing a color to a blind person.
If my life was a movie, it would be rated 18.
Good friends are those who care w/o hesitation, who remembers w/o limitation, & who remains d same even if facebook is their only communication!
People say I'm sorry with no intentions of changing their ways, these are the apologies that hold no value.
Treat your life like a vehicle. Keep your eyes dead ahead instead of the rear view mirror, that's how accidents happen.
Preparing to LOVE is preparing to be hurt as well. Sometimes the one's we love, hurt us the most.
LOVE is a box filled with emotion, surrounded by great expectations.
"I hate it when you can't stop thinking about that one person & deep down inside you know they probably haven't thought about you once."
No women No pain. Know women Know pain.
i hate when people call themselves "ugly" & they're freaking BEAUTIFUL
When a woman is speaking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart.
A Man doesn't come with an instructional Manual to show you how he Works, get a pretty gal she knws how to make it work
Women are deadly artists who paints the futures of great men.
when a girl says "its okay", "I'm fine", or "don't worry about it", you should know its not really okay,
An "EX" is called an "EX" because it's an Example of who you shouldn't date in the future.
Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If u love me, I'll always be in your heart, if u hate me, I'll always be in your mind.
A real man doesn't love a million girls. He loves one girl in a million ways.
People say nothing is impossible, I disagree, try describing a color to a blind person.
I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm kidding.
I am the author of my life, unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I'm unable to erase my mistakes
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus and pissed myself laughin
A best friend is someone who is totally aware of how not-so-smart u are but still manages to be seen in public with u.
We all have slow moments yours is just longer than others.
You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my backside and I can't.
Congratulations, you are officially proof that murder should be legalized. Support the legalization of exterminating idiots!
People like you are the reason why people like me take medication.
A strong person knws how 2 keep their life in order, even with tears in their eyes, they still manage 2 say "i'm ok" with a smile.
Spell "saggin" backwards, just noticed that mess.
Life would be perfect if sum girls had mute button, guys had edit button, bad times had a fast fward button, & good times had a pause button
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
Has anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian says; "bleep off, you won't bring it back!"
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord will clear my browsing history!!!
Never, go to sleep angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge!
I wish i could record my dreams and watch them later.
Everyone keeps telling me the right person will come around, but I think mine got hit by a bus.
Being broke - temporary economic situation. Being poor, disabling frame of mind, depressed condition of your spirit. Never be poor again.
Never tell your problems to anyone! 50% don't care. 10% don't even hear it. And the other 40% are glad you have them.
When guys get jealous, its actualy kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Alarm Clocks assure our mornings start with a heart attack.
I hate the words Dont & Stop, But put them two words together and its the best phrase in the world.
You know your'e fat when you drop something and think, "do i really need that"
Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
girls should try eating some of their makeup, maybe it would make their insides pretty.
Why do girls live longer than boys? Because shopping never cause heart attacks. But paying the bill does.
People say nothing is impossible, I disagree, try describing a color to a blind person.
If my life was a movie, it would be rated 18.
Good friends are those who care w/o hesitation, who remembers w/o limitation, & who remains d same even if facebook is their only communication!
People say I'm sorry with no intentions of changing their ways, these are the apologies that hold no value.
Treat your life like a vehicle. Keep your eyes dead ahead instead of the rear view mirror, that's how accidents happen.
Preparing to LOVE is preparing to be hurt as well. Sometimes the one's we love, hurt us the most.
LOVE is a box filled with emotion, surrounded by great expectations.
"I hate it when you can't stop thinking about that one person & deep down inside you know they probably haven't thought about you once."
No women No pain. Know women Know pain.
i hate when people call themselves "ugly" & they're freaking BEAUTIFUL
When a woman is speaking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart.
A Man doesn't come with an instructional Manual to show you how he Works, get a pretty gal she knws how to make it work
Women are deadly artists who paints the futures of great men.
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